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Transforms input text into a stylized greentext meme narrative that humorously summarizes and exaggerates economic and tech scenarios in a recursive, satirical format. Ideal for creating entertaining, internet-culture-inspired commentaries on complex topics.
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This flow takes a source text and converts it into a greentext-style story infused with meme-style hyperbole and economic satire, producing a punchy, ironic narrative that mimics 4chan greentext combined with finance-focused shitposting. It restructures the input into short, deadpan lines that escalate absurdly and conclude with a meme-style reaction to capture the humor and critique.
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in @ycombinator they have a playbook on how to get customers ASAP for your startup. if you follow this, you’ll brute force your way to 100 customers, almost no matter what your product is. Here it is: 1/ launch-max. product hunt, hackerNews, devhunt, betalist, peerlist, indie hackers, etc. YC tells you to launch 3 times MINIMUM 2/ pull your competitor’s strongest backlinks and get yourself listed in the same places. whatever article they have listed, you make a better version and ask the site to replace it (or supplement) with yours. 3/ WARM OUTBOUND. Everyone knows about building in public. but you still need to capitalize on the 99% of leads who see your content but don’t come inbound scrape everyone who likes your posts on Linkedin each week, check if they fit your customer profile, and message them. you set this up to fire automatically with @origamichat (i dropped a prompt in the comments) 4/ find 20 to 30 ugc creators on tiktok / instagram in your niche. ask them to create content about your product, ideally from a fresh account. pay them a fixed fee ($15–$30 per video) plus performance incentives ($1k for 1 million views, etc). you can use @sideshift_app (best creators imo) and line up 20+ of these creators in 1 day 5/ when building in public, a video is 10x better than an image/text - spam use cases of ur product on X/Linkedin 6/ figure out where your customers actually spend time. which slack/discord groups are they in? what newsletters do they open? which podcasts and accounts do they follow? pay those people for shoutouts 7/ there's a fresh trend on x basically every week. jump on the relevant ones and fold your product in (like i’m doing right now). To find trends i just use Origami & search “Lead Gen/GTM posts that are viral on X” to find the best posts every week in my niche Then, I will reply to those, quote tweet them, and use the formats that work myself (that’s the secret to why my account has high engagement BTW - you can do this too) --------- if you are doing all this every single week and DO NOT GIVE UP (launching, posting demos, contacting new customers) I guarantee you will hit your customer goals. Then the game becomes retention. will be posting 2-3 more growth hacks every single week
Output
be startup founder
product built, zero customers
staring at analytics dashboard that says "0 users online"
refresh it anyway
find YC playbook on getting first 100 customers
"brute force your way to 100 customers no matter what your product is"
okay bet
step 1: launch-max
product hunt, hackernews, devhunt, betalist, peerlist, indie hackers
YC says launch 3 times MINIMUM
because apparently launching once is for cowards
step 2: steal competitor's backlinks
pull their strongest links
find every article that lists them
make a better version
email the site like "hey replace them with me"
parasite growth strategy, love it
step 3: WARM OUTBOUND (all caps, they're serious)
building in public gets you the 1% who slide into DMs
but 99% just lurk, like your post, and vanish
so scrape everyone who liked your LinkedIn posts
check if they fit your customer profile
message them
automate it so a robot does the stalking for you
step 4: rent 20-30 tiktok/instagram ugc creators
pay them $15-30 per video
dangle $1k bonus for 1 million views
flood the algorithm with 20+ creators lined up in a single day
step 5: video > image > text when building in public
spam use cases of your product until people beg you to stop
step 6: find where customers actually hide
which slack/discord? which newsletters? which podcasts?
then pay those people for shoutouts
everything is a transaction now
step 7: ride the weekly X trend wave
there's a fresh one every week
fold your product into it (like this very post is doing)
reply, quote tweet, steal winning formats
"that's the secret to my engagement btw, you can do this too"
mfw the growth hack is just doing all 7 things forever and never giving up
mfw the real product is the relentless posting we did along the way
mfw "then the game becomes retention" and he ends the thread before explaining that part